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Dragon Palace

WHAT: Dragon Palace
WHERE: 207 Earl’s Court Road, SW5 9AN


Earl’s Court Road is home to numerous restaurants serving the local community, which includes a large contingent of tourists from the nearby hotels. One of those restaurants is Dragon Palace, purveyors of Chinese food. From the outside, you might think you were entering a middle-range well-presented eatery. But, be warned, there’s more to Dragon Palace than this happy facade would like you to believe.

Adam: Those of you who have known me personally will be well aware of my penchant for the foods of the Orient, whether that be sushi roll or two or a kaeng khiao wan. So, needless to say I was eager to try Dragon Palace, notable for being outside the traditional Chinatown area.

Credit: Dragon Palace

Credit: Dragon Palace

As we entered the establishment, I could not help but feel that the further back we progressed the less of a palace it became. Glancing down at my cutlery, I noticed the requisite black chopsticks, which seemed rather elegant. This was immediately offset by the offering of paper napkins, which were out of place in such a “palace”. The awkward lack of any music was notable. But, let’s not judge them too quickly – onto the food!

Venturing beyond General Tsao’s Chicken and the like, I chose to order their Chicken Steamed in a Lotus Leaf, which sounded appropriately exotic for my mood. Accompanied by shiitake mushrooms, red dates, ginger, and goji berries presented upon a lotus leaf, I expected a imperial treat. What came to my table would not have pleased a Son of Heaven.

Lying, unloved and untended, morsels of chicken blandly stared back at me. Shiitake mushrooms: no. Ginger: no. Goji berries and red dates: few. This was a sorry state of affairs – I had been presented with a few pieces of chicken that seemed to have come from a frozen packet with practically nothing that could be considered a vegetable (apart from the lotus leaf, which was obviously for presentation purposes) and told that it was a meal. What was promised as being “full of flavour and goodness” was neither distinctive in taste nor possessing of any goodly quality. What a regrettable meal.

Credit: Dragon Palace

Credit: Dragon Palace

Alicia: The very fact that I am sitting here, a few minutes after getting home, cradling a tasty tea to cleanse my palate and willing my stomach to keep down my dinner is testament enough to the atrocity that was our Dragon Palace experience. And yet, while my stomach is violently rebelling the pigs’ feed I have just ingested, it is also calling for some kind of sustenance, as the meagre portion I was able to choke down before pushing my plate away did less than fulfill my appetite after a day of saving up for a Chinese calorie intake.

Everything started off just fine as we surveyed the gigantic and reasonably affordable menu, with many dishes perfect for a shoestring budget. Our pupils dilated and our mouths watered as amazing-looking food was brought to near by tables, such as marvelous slabs of beef on top a bed of veggies or Chinese pancakes with finely shredded vegetables. The menu seems to accomodate most tastes, with a plethora of vegetarian options amongst a wide variety of proteins and carb dishes.

I was in the mood to venture a little bit out of my vegetable comfort territory, so opted for the Tofu, Prawn and Scallop Dumplings, suggested as being a mixture of tofu, diced straw mushrooms, prawns and scallops formed into dumplings and then stir fried with vegetables in an oyster sauce. What I got back was not a wide variety of vegetables, was not a beautiful display of perfectly steamed dumplings, and was most definitely not any type of seafood whatsoever. What arrived at our table and, unfortunately, on my tongue was a mess of fried tofu-esque egg-like vomit in a bed of sauce that may have well as just been a mixture of water, cornstarch and brown food dye along with a few mutilated pieces of bamboo, mushroom and peapod which very well looked like they were hacked to pieces by a blunt machete. Except for the natural flavor of the vegetables, there was absolutely no taste to the entire dish, and all I was left with was a terrible mushy texture of watered down and fried tofu that is now being rejected by my poor stomach.

Final Thoughts: Dragon Palace seems to have a lot of loyal locals, and many of their dishes appeal to the eyes and the stomachs of other reviewers. But if we were so unlucky to have two absolutely horrendous dishes and come home feeling sick, is it really worth the risk? We say absolutely not. Stay far, far away and your body will thank you. Dragon Palace is not worthy of your time or money. It is designed to disappoint and comprises of uninteresting food, boring decor and inflated prices. Our advice: stick to Chinatown.

P.S.: Our fortune cookies read, respectively:

“Someone is speaking well of you” and “those who care will make the effort”. We can only surmise from this that Dragon Palace’s grasp of the future is, given this review, as inadequate as their dishes.

Salon du Chocolat

WHAT: Salon du Chocolat
WHERE: Olympia National Hall, Hammersmith Road, W14 8UX
WHEN: 18-20th October, 2013 (Internationally Touring)
PRICE: £12-18

OUR RATING: Skip It! (Unless a chocolate professional)

Salon du Chocolat, serving as the grand finale of Chocolate Week UK, has been wowing crowds since 1994, when it was inaugurated in Paris as the central trade show of the chocolate industry. Supported by the French Ministry of Foreign Affairs, the Salon has been held in many world centres, including New York, Tokyo and Moscow. This time it was London’s turn, but for such a renowned show we were left with a somewhat bittersweet experience.

Adam: I am not an expert on chocolate. Don’t get me wrong, I love it – especially in its extremely dark varieties – but in terms of my culinary education, it was always relegated to the desserts, which meant preparation rather than content was key. That being said, I am an expert in showmanship and how events should be organised and, unfortunately, for an internationally important trade show, Salon du Chocolat London lacked the spirit which such an affair should certainly have in abundance.

Vendors seemed spread rather thin on the ground and most were less than enthused to be there. I wasn’t sure whether this was because of snobbery or their own boredom, but generally my experience of trade shows includes vendors hustling to gain your attention and educating you about their wares. Unfortunately, not many people seemed interested in talking with us, nor did they want us to try their chocolate – which is quite frankly bizarre, considering we were emblazoned as press.

That being said, I did manage to sample enough chocolates to give you the following delicious little factoids. Enjoy!

House of Dorchester

House of Dorchester

House of Dorchester
House of Dorchester are a British chocolatier based in Dorset. Founded in 1963, their focus appears to be mints – great for after dinner, as always! Their Milk Mint actually tasted quite similar to an Andes brand mint, a little more subtle on the chocolate, perhaps, but an Andes mint all the same. Dark Mint consisted of a hard white shell filled with dark chocolate, while the White Mint was a dark chocolate shell filled with white peppermint. Honestly, the major failing of all these chocolates in the preponderance of mint. The White Mint especially, these might as well have been labelled mints for all the chocolate in them.

Benoit ChocolatesBenoit Chocolats
Benoit Chocolats, founded 1975, are typically French, with a twist. Their speciality is caramandes: chocolate roasted almonds and caramel. Like a luxurious version of a Heath bar, but far more crunchy – a definite winner.

Valhrona ChocolatesValrhona: Lait Bahibe
Valrhona is a chocolate that you can pick up most anywhere in the world, yet its luxury should not be under-appreciated. Founded in 1922 in France, it has been using chocolate sourced from the best locations throughout its illustrious history. This 46% cacao milk chocolate is from the Dominican Republic, thus allowing for the single estate flavour to permeate through the entire product. But, let’s be clear: when you open a Valrhona, you already feel like you’ve won a golden ticket – beautiful packaging, interesting bar design and containing one of the best milk chocolates out there, Valrhona Lait Bahibe is a special treat.

Fudge KitchenFudge Kitchen
OK, it might not be chocolate, but fudge was a culinary delight on offer at the Salon. Fudge Kitchen has outposts throughout England and Scotland and even delivers from their website. I tried their vanilla fudge, which was extremely creamy and deliciously sensual – not your average hard fudge!

Chocololo: Pink Dusting
This dark chocolate enrobed bitter salty caramel is produced by Chef Laurent Rossi and is, honestly, just alright. The name is quite catchy though, so he wins points for marketing, but you’ve got to make your product stand up the scrutiny after its purchase as well as before.

Alicia: Unfortunately, Adam and I did not have to opportunity to partake in some of the bigger showpieces of the Salon, including their hands-on workshops and London’s first ever Chocolate Fashion show. What’s unique about the show is that because of the materials in use (uh, chocolate!) and the transit difficulties, each fashion show features the work of local designers and chocolatiers, making each show unique. Fortunately, they had several of the garments on display prior to the show, so we did get a few glimpses. Yet while some were interesting conceptually, I have to admit I was ultimately pretty let down by most of them.

Fortunately, despite this and the awkwardness of the convention as a whole, and with quite a bit of elbow work, we were able to sample from quite a few chocolatiers, with a few mentioned by Adam above. In addition to these, I thought I’d give my own feedback on a few others that graced our palettes.

=+ Cocoa Runners
Mini Chocolate Bears: 70% dark chocolate from Peru, made by The Chocolate Tree. The chocolate has a deep roasted flavor with some black tea notes. Despite their milk chocolate-esque aesthetic, the chocolate was actually deliciously very bitter.

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House Chocolate Squares: 71.1% cocoa. Just plain ol’ regular chocolate, nothing unique really.

ChocoPassion's Paintbrush

Dozens upon dozens of different shapes and works of art in chocolate. We sampled their Paintbrush shape – you could even feel the bristles! Great dark chocolate.

Divine Chocolates

Divine Chocolates

Divine Chocolate
Owned by the Kuapa Kocoo cocoa farmers’ co-operative, our favorites over at Divine Chocolate was one of their newer flavored bars, 70% Dark Chocolate with Chilli and Orange, and their 70% Dark Chocolate with Ginger and Orange. Yum!

Iain Barnett: The Highland Chocolatier
We sample a few of their intricately and beautifully designed truffles. We started with their strawberry truffles (pure fruit coulis ganache infused with star anise) which wasn’t very strawberry-ish and actually tasted more like cherry. We then went onto an unnamed chocolate, which we thought to be dark chocolate and chilli, which was bitter and rich. Their lime truffle was my favorite (tangy lime crushed over white chocolate with a hint of chilli), the only thing was we couldn’t really taste the chilli. And finally there was Adam’s favorite, a chai truffle (creamy infusion of Assam tea and green cardamom), a really interesting tea chocolate that left a wonderful spiciness.

Final Thoughts: Salon du Chocolat hits New York in November 2014, and we suggest that if you are a chocolate professional, this may be one of the best ways to not only taste and buy artisan and specialty chocolate, but to also meet and learn from industry professionals, locally, nationally and internationally. But if you’re a simply a chocolate lover, it is just not worth it to pay admission and then have to pay for basically everything else provided, unless you want to spend hours upon hours listening to marketing demonstrations on the stages. Your money would be better spent sampling at some of your local hidden gem chocolate shops. Every city has one, and the ambience of any of those have to be better than the stale and pretentious atmosphere of this convention.

P.S.: For an excellent chocolate experience in Dublin, check out our recent post about Butlers Chocolates over at Storefront City Destinations.

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